The Boss Lady

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“I couldn’t let you walk away with my laundry, it would’ve been dumped all over the sidewalk and I would’ve never got it back.”

Yeah, thanks for worrying about what would’ve happened to me when I jumped out of the truck and walked away, your laundry is much more important.

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My boyfriend has a nice way of stretching the truth about my actions, words, and thoughts,

so that he makes himself look better, and boosts his ego. He does it to everybody. It’s so fucking rude and he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, he thinks there’s nothing wrong with it at all.

Too bad he ends up making me look like a jackass just so he can feel good about himself. It’s never over anything huge, but it’s embarrassing when he changes what happened to make himself look good, because it’s not what really happened.

Then when I try to set things straight with everybody, no one hears or Ty’s still too busy bragging about what didn’t happen that no one can hear me over him.

Fucking rude.